1.) Lvl 30 and up who are active (Every one hundred days) are officers. 2.) Hate on elves fervently and frequently. a. Slap them frequently. b. If you see one in Moria or Thorin's Hall, yell "Zimrith ib-bekan! TAKE UP ARMS MY BROTHERS! THE ELVES ARE INVADING" 3.) Don't feed the trolls they get angry with indigestion 4.) Don't curse in kin chat except in ancient dwarvish 5.) Overall have fun!